Pube Alphabet

Welcome to a proper silly post. I was on the phone to a friend the other day and, as is fairly usual for me, I wasn't wearing anything and was twiddling with my pubes. I like to make them into little Viking horns. Just because I can I guess.

Obviously I took a photo of them and sent it to a few friends (with consent). One pal told me it looked like I was making them into letters and I'd realised I'd accidentally spelt Alpro with my pubes.

If you're reading this Alpro then I'd love to talk to you about advertising because I really think this could be huge for you.

I'm now considering making a font with my pubes. I feel like it's a gap in the market that really needs to be filled.

I always knew my pubes were destined for great things.